(Thought I would do something a little light-hearted , maybe slightly satirical. Apart from the line in italics – that I added to list where the 4 congresswomen come from, everything below are verbatim texts clips from tweets or speech transcripts, with some license in how they are clipped and arranged. Could make an interesting rap. All views expressed are strictly personal only)
Bronx, New York. Minneapolis, Minnesota. Detroit, Michigan. Cincinnati, Ohio. Congresswomen. These places need your help badly.
Bronx, New York. Minneapolis, Minnesota. Detroit, Michigan. Cincinnati, Ohio. The worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world. Go. Fix the totally broken and crime infested places.
The White House is running beautifully. I have chosen one of the truly great business leaders of the world to be Secretary of State. He was dumb as a rock and I couldn’t get rid of him fast enough.
Problem is we don’t have stars anymore — except your President. My two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest. Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.
No candidate offers USA the honor Donald offers. Any negative polls are fake news. I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally. If the totally corrupt media was less corrupt, I would be up by 15 points.
If I build a steel wall rather than a concrete wall it will actually be stronger than concrete, steel is stronger than concrete ok, steel is stronger than concrete, it will actually be stronger. Listen – you can’t really see through a concrete wall, it will be a more beautiful wall than having a concrete wall, if you want a see through wall. I think people will like that. Any money spent will be payed back by Mexico.
It’s freezing and snowing in New York, we need global warming.
When your already 500 billion dollars down, you can’t lose.
Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?
The decision was not a good one. The best horse did not win – not even close…